Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Random Dozen Meme (sounds like dream)

You know, I think of various blog posts all day long, wherever I am. Sometimes to the extent of not knowing what someone just said to me and I have to say, "can you please tell me that once more". Seems like everything makes my head start blogging about something or other. One minute it's something I want to share from the word of God. Then it's a story plucked from my bulging bag of phobias. Or I decide I'm going to exemplify for you how influential the blogs are.

Like when I read about some little ceramic pumpkins that were selling like hotcakes at a dollar store in who knows where, USA on Thrifty Decor Chick's blog. Each time I left the house, I thought about the pumpkins and I wanted to stop at every dollar store in town, just to see if I could find them. Finally, I actually stopped at Dollar Tree and found a similar pumpkin and bought it. Did I need a $1 ceramic pumpkin made in China? No, I did not. But now I have one on my kitchen table. The power of the pen is mightier than the sword, it is.


Anyway, what I mean to share here is: I think all day about blog posts (which is really just sick, I think- sick, as in- am I sick in the head or something, yes, I do believe I might be). Anyway. When I finally get to the computer at night, it is late and I am following about two hours reading worth of blogs now and I MUST read and comment, because that's just me. Before I even finish reading, I.T. is calling, "hey, what's up over there in computer nookie?" and that's like saying, "what am I , chopped liver, come talk to me now etc." And he's right. I need to talk to him and etc.

But the main dealio (I stole that word from this blog I read tonight) is this: there are so many blog parties. You know. And I want to participate in them- they're pretty fun. But I sometimes think I should be writing something more meaningful, from the heart, to encourage and uplift or maybe even inform. Anyway. I'm going to a party now and if you're just so tired of this choppy, ridiculous post and absolutely cannot continue with me here, I understand.

If you're up for more of the same- come on along.


1. Please share one middle school memory. It can be good, bad, ugly, funny. Pictures or words, I don't care, just share.

Middle school was just plain humiliating. I tried out for cheerleading and made the squad. Weighing in at a whopping 78 pounds meant I was elected as the permanent fixture for the top of the mounts. I am scared to death of heights and absolutely could not climb up there. They threw me up there, but I couldn't stand up. I don't know why the cheerleading coach couldn't just be happy with the fact that I was able to tightly bear hug the girl beneath me around the neck, while in a squatting position and squeak out "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y" through my tears of terror. I mean, what is so wrong with that? The icing on the cake was when one saucy cheerleader, in front of everybody, said to me, "why don't you shave your legs". Gosh. Wasn't risking my life enough for this girl?

I'm still scared of heights. I never tried out for cheerleading again. I shave my legs now, from the knee down on even numbered days only.


2. What's your favorite Beatles song?

'Here comes the sun'. That is the Beatles, right? I'm not real good with which artist sung what.


3. If I asked you to describe your most comfortable outfit, what would it be?

My pajamas, including the 100% cotton hunting socks I wear to bed 11 months out of the year.


4. Would you rather host a party or be a guest?

Guest. Duh. I have no meme of my own. And I'm always embarrassed about my ever torn up bathroom, which now has no mini-blinds, so....it gives new meaning to the term "public restroom".


5. Do you think we will move completely from traditional books to digital ones, and if we do, are you OK with that?

I like the tangible. The real books with pages I can feel and turn. I don't read digital books- yet. I sure read a lot of blogs, however. I need real.


6. Do you learn best by reading, listening or experiencing?

I don't have the patience to read instructions. I'm a very selective listener. I have to do a thing to remember it. But, that said, I do best when I read a little bit about it, someone tells me about it and then shows me how to do it and then I do it myself. That's the best drill for me.


7. If you are (or when you were) single, what is the kiss of death for you concerning the opposite sex? (That is, what is one trait or behavior or habit or anything at all that immediately turns you off from considering that person a potential match for you?)

The first thing that comes to mind is so immature, I can't type it. I'm going to use my "pass" card on this one.


8. Snacks. Salty or sweet?

Salty, followed by sweet.

9. Look around you in a four foot radius. What object is around you that you didn't realize was there or forgot was there? How long has it been there?

My husband is standing there waiting for me to get done with this obsessive posting business. He's probably been there awhile. I better hurry up and finish now.


10. What is your favorite Tom Cruise movie?

Top Gun. But I am not as big a fan of his as I once was, that's for sure. Give me Meryl Streep. Or Steve Martin in the old Father of the Bride movies- those just crack me up, every time.


11. You buy a bottle of shampoo and discover that you don't like what it does to your hair at all. What do you do with that full bottle?

Happenin' right now. Bought it at Costco. In fact, it was a two for one deal, so I have a few thousand gallons of the stuff and I'm pretty sure it is making my hair greasy. Well, I have to use it up- at least bottle #1. Otherwise, it will have been a complete waste of money. The other bottle I may donate to a local garage, so they can lube their lug nuts. Still thinking that over.


12. Your favorite Fall comfort food? (Last week it was beverage.)

I like all soups. I make them often in the fall. Also pumpkin pie, which I hardly make, but wish more people would make it for me and bring it over. Of course I would invite that person to stay and share. As long as he or she did not have to use the bathroom, we'd be alright.

Thanks for reading!

Hey, I'm here doing a little editing on this post I wrote last night and noticed all my followers have gone missing. Have yours? My dashboard tells me I still have them, but I can't find them anywhere.

Little Bo Peep,

Heidi

27 comments:

Jientje said...

I8f I knew how to make it I'dbring you a pumpkin pie!! LOL!
Loved your answers, and I can totally relate to what you said about blogging. It becomes a huge part of your life, and there is nothing sick about that.

Mari said...

You are funny! I'm the same way about blogging posts. Loved the cheerleading story too!

Mrs. E said...

We should do a soup and Top Gun party.
As far as the writing, print out my I Believe in Mascara, etc. post for Fash for an example to look at and then turn her loose. I literally, do very little. Kids are great at imitating a writing style. I got a single spaced 3 page list from one girl who said she couldn't shut if off!!
PS. That cheerleading story cracked me up!

~*Michelle*~ said...

OH this was so much fun to read.....I feel like I should show up with Top Gun, my jammies and a bag of nachos. (man, we are ALOT alike!)

.......hmmmm, that would make you the host, though.

anyway....I don't need to be waited on.....we could just hang around, laugh and make fun of those nasty cheerleaders.

sara said...

omw, you crack me up!! I feel the same way!!

loved your answers!!!

My ADHD Me said...

I like that first part of your post...of course for a moment I thought I was reading something I may have written.lol.

I know what you mean about thinking about blogs. I catch myself doing it too. I even have a little notebook that I jot down ideas that pop in my head during the day.

I love reading other people's posts too. Sometimes it feels like we've known each other for ages......and yet we've never even met!

I also like that you go back and forth on your posts. Sometimes random and sometimes deep.

OK, now I'm going back to read the rest of this post. I stopped right before the Random Dozen just to post this part of the comment.

My ADHD Me said...

1. "I shave my legs now" wahaha
Wasn't middle school terrible! I think everyone has bad memories of it. Kids are just MEAN!!!

3. I read about your socks at Edie's post too. I'm the same way. I ALWAYS have my socks on!

5. I agree 100%!!!!!!!!!!

7. No Fair!! I don't remember handing out the PASS cards.

11. A few of my neighbors and I are always giving each other partially used bottles of shampoo etc. What may not work on someones fine, straight hair might be just the thing to calm down my Rosanne Rosanna Danna Jungle!!

P.S. Come on, you can go Bungee Jumping. Just pretend it is a very high cheerleader pyramid. Then hold the yellow tube like it is the girl whose shoulders you are standing on. You can do it! AND, no one will know whether or not you shaved your legs...

Greg C said...

That was a great list. I loved your answers and may have to do these questions as well. Ewww unshaved legs, LOL just picking. And you know how much I love being picked on. NOT.

Robin Lambright said...

Great RD. I was able to put my two cents worth in this week!

Have a great rest of the week.

My most comfortable outfit is PJ's also!!!

Shalom
Robin

Edie said...

I read part 1 of your post but now my little Computer Girl is getting anxious to use the computer so I will come back later, after I go to the Dollar Tree, and read the rest.

Have a great day!
Much love!

Edie said...

Not that there was anything influential in your post. I wonder if they sell Bonsai Trees. *wink* *grin*

Edie said...

Betsy! Betsy Bonsai! :)
Ok, I'm going.

Beverlydru said...

This totally cracked me up. ADHD taught me laugh like her: WAHAAAAHAAAA
Ok, I knew I liked you but now we're for sure friends. However we would be dangerous together.

Judy said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks pajamas are an outfit. And WHERE did you get the 100% cotton hunting socks? I want those! They are so necessary in The Great White North!

Karen Hossink said...

Yeah, I think about blog posts quite frequently, too.
In fact, when I started writing and speaking I began to feel as though my whole life was one big illustration. Because whenever something crazy or frustrating happened and God showed me the lesson in it, I thought, I can use this in a talk or book someday!
And I think my husband and yours would have a good time commiserating together. He doesn't "get" blogging very much. *grin*

Heart2Heart said...

Heidi,

What a great post! When I was reading about the cheerleader part, part of my mind went to Heroes, and the line, "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World!"

The thing with blogger dropping your followers happens all the time. If you try refreshing the screen a few times it will come back. You don't have to do anything.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

Joyce said...

I loved reading here...your answers were so funny.

Sometimes my followers disappear and then later they magically reappear. The first time it happened I mini-panicked thinking I'd done something but now I know it is just one of blogland's little mysteries. Of course technology is not my friend so I'm the last person to be offering any advice here.

I'm going to visit again

Skoots1moM said...

so 'save the cheerleader'...i thought of heroes, too!
good list

Jewel said...

Before every game, my highschool softball coach always made us lift our arms to check our pits. I always shaved, but I thought the practice was cruel and humiliating nonetheless. He was a very mean man!

Heidi said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog! Sometimes I think I *think* blog too!

A friend of mine shared a tip to keep a blog post that you continually edit but never post, listing all of the ideas you have for posting. I started. The list is getting so long I'm sure most of them aren't even relevant anymore, but it does kind of work!

KrippledWarrior said...

Heidi,
Binjin-san,
That's BIN as in trash bin. JIN as in the alcoholic drink Gin. SAN as in SAWN into pieces. Binjin-san.
My best memory of middle school was returning after summer into the 8th grade. I was 6ft tall and owed everyone a hard time...

Gayle said...

I just read mrs. e's meme! How cool to see you doing it, too! I really like getting to know bloggers better with memes.

Kathleen said...

What great fun!

Be blessed,
Kathleen

Mary DY said...

Hey all you Heidi-blogger followers who only know the virtual person... Let me just say with absolute certainty that she really is this funny and random in person. Isn't life grand when you get to meet fun folks like H?

Heidi said...

Ha! Thanks Mary!

Edie said...

The whole middle-school cheerleader story had me on the floor! You are such a hoot!

About the shampoo... Use it in lieu of shaving cream. Whahahaha! I only just realized how that tied into your #1. I meant it as a real suggestion.

Mocha with Linda said...

#11 - lube for lug nuts- LOL!!